The Top 7 Girls Who Blocked Me
Note: These are all real interactions which ended with me being blocked immediately after what was written. The identities of the girls are hidden to protect them from further harassment... from me.
1. The "Don't Tag My pictures" girl:
Yea well, I guess tagging someone in a picture is enough of a reason for some people to block me. This one didn't seem to find it funny when I kept tagging her in stupid posts in an attempt to brighten up her sad life.
2. The "Stop Sending me Sexual Videos of Yourself" girl:
I once starred in a sexual movie back in the day as we all have. After sending her the link the video was removed from Youtube for being too sexual. She never saw the video, but after telling her this message she had heard enough and blocked me. Guess some people are just prudes.
3. The "You're a Jerk!" girl:
After putting up with my nonsense for months on end, this girl finally had the self respect to block me once I gave her the idea to stand up for herself and block me. My lesson was a simple but powerful one, and something she could not have learned without my guiding her to a better, dignified life :)
4. The "Sexy Pictures" girl:
After seeing too many sexual pictures of this girl I gave this girl the advice to stop posting such scandalous pictures on herself facebook, lest she set womankind back 50 years to times of objectification. She blindly ignored my advice and decided to continue posting the pictures of herself, so I blocked her and several other girls who posted those kind of pictures. If I want to see sexy women I'll open a magazine, or watch a movie, or look at a billboard, or watch TV, or go on a pornographic website, there is a time and a place for sexyness, and Facebook is a peaceful place that should be free of sexual nature, so I took a stand.
5. The "Morbid Facebook Post" girl:
This girl posted some depressing post about someone who died and I made a joke about it to help lighten the mood. She wrote this back to me. I stand by whatever it was I wrote for the reason that Facebook is not a serious place to post major issues, it is a social site where nothing anyone says really matters.
6. The "Hides Behind her Boyfriend" girl:
I had a sexual experience with this girl once and was starting things up again when out of nowhere she got "really uncomfortable" probably because her boyfriend was standing over her shoulder reading everything she says. Her weakness as a person was quickly outed as she just "couldn't" deal with it and had to call upon her boyfriend to deal with it. Come at me bro! Obviously the guy didn't do anything and cowered into a shell.
7. The "Tim Horton's Hater" girl:
This girl I had spoken to several years ago online, sexually. I decided to say hello to see how she was. She instantly was weirded out and didn't want to hear about all the fun things I had been up to. Jealousy? She told her she was tired from working 9 hours where this snippet of the conversation begins. Anyways, I was just at Tim Hortons at the time and wanted to extend to her how delightful a pretzel bagel I was enjoying and about Tim Horton's every day great deals in hopes of landing a sponsorship from them if I kept promoting their products to close friends. She was a tough sell. Then something amazing happened! I won roll up the rip for a free coffee, I extended my excitement to her and she rudely responded that she didn't care. The rest is self explanatory.
I hope you have enjoyed this episode and that it may serve as a lesson to you, because I certainly have not learned anything from any of these blocks. Keep on trucking guys, and watch out for the 50th Episode Spectacular coming up in just 2 weeks on the BigBrotherVladamir Show!
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