Hidden Easter Eggs of The BigBrotherVladamir Show first 50 episodes: The BigBrotherVladamir Weekend Blog

It's been 50 episode of the BigBrotherVladamir Youtube show and you think you've seen it all, but there were many moments you may have missed:

#1. In the very first episode, BigBrotherVladamir mispronounces his own name as "Big BLOTHER Vladamir" as seen 3 seconds into the episode: http://youtu.be/QtBIgHBxKV8?t=3s

#2. In the well received episode entitled "One Angry Russian", BigBrotherVladamir was actually legitimately very angry and the redness of his face is not done in editing: http://youtu.be/SBfHfFx1weA

#3. In the episode entitled "A Message for Philip DeFranco" BigBrotherVladamir mispronounces his name as James DeFranco as seen here in the only usable take of the recorded footage: http://youtu.be/nQRMN-3SV-g?t=12s

#4. In episode 3, there is a product advert for Coors Light at the end, which displays their slogan "Taste the Silver" which was incorrectly interpreted by one of our lousy interns from the actual slogan "Taste the rainbow" or something. Anyway, here it is at #4: http://youtu.be/phRc7LCBhf0?t=1m45s

#5. In Episode 5, "Movember" (one of my favorite episodes) the mustache BigBrotherVladamir is sporting is actually a fake mustache made out of paper since there was no time to grow a mustache of such ridiculous proportions in such a short period of time. http://youtu.be/jy_UxCZhY5g

#6. Any avid watcher of the BigBrotherVladamir show will have noticed by now that in episode 11, the audio is completely gone, that is because of some asian music used for the end credits which was removed along with the rest of the audio when the squirrels are fighting. The song was credited on the video, but Youtube is jerks and BigBrotherVladamir was lazy to reupload, although this episode along with the illegally stolen song will be available on the BigBrotherVladamir DVD http://youtu.be/aznxlp40354

#7.  The 7 unidentified objects in the original BigBrotherVladamir show set. Set decorators always have their own touch to give the scene the feel they are looking for. Here are what the 7 unidentified objects that appear in the show are:

#1. A piece of duct tape left over from the episode where BBV put up a new poster which later fell down.

#2. A 10th grade investment business project with teacher's notes that the project was well done although very unprofessional, citing specifically the use of "Elmo", "A Mexican in a sombrero" and a "kaboom with sound effects"

#3. A flyer for a window cleaning business.
#4. Middle School diploma.
#5. A Tae Kwon Do black belt certification from Korea.
#6. A spray bottle of mouthwash
#7. A participation trophy for a Tae Kwon Do tournament.



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ICQ Still Exists! : The BigBrotherVladamir Weekend Blog

 Still Exists

Many many years ago, at the dawn of the internet, one messenger service connected teenage people around the world. The acronym "lol" was invented and used as code to confuse adults who they laughed at. Those times now far away, we see sites like MSN and HamsterDance.com fade into the ether of cyber junk yards. Yet, despite their decades without activity, one site continues to pay for server space and a domain name, that site is ICQ.

This is a mystery to unravel for any of you Harriet the Spy/ Hardy Boys wannabes out there looking to make a name for yourselves in the online sleuthing world. Why does this site still exist? Who is paying for it? Has anyone been on there in the past decade or are there only the ghosts of the chatters remaining in the servers.

I visited the now abandoned site to chat with teens, as I often do when I'm not out gardening my Kumquats only to find the place deserted. Not a teen in site (pun intended). Maybe they are awaiting the second coming of the teens in hopes that websites, like fashion trends are cyclical and will one day return to the once dominant cyber chatting site. Maybe they will finally run out of money to keep up the servers and give up on the dream. Only time will tell, but I will tell you, that if it takes another 20 years, I will have my chat with some teens.

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Top 7 Girls Who Blocked Me: The BigBrotherVladamir Saturday Blog

Over the years, many girls have blocked me for various reasons, mostly to do with their own personal issues. Today we will revisit some of these epic freakout blocking in:

The Top 7 Girls Who Blocked Me

Note: These are all real interactions which ended with me being blocked immediately after what was written. The identities of the girls are hidden to protect them from further harassment... from me. 

1. The "Don't Tag My pictures" girl:

Yea well, I guess tagging someone in a picture is enough of a reason for some people to block me. This one didn't seem to find it funny when I kept tagging her in stupid posts in an attempt to brighten up her sad life.

2. The "Stop Sending me Sexual Videos of Yourself" girl:

I once starred in a sexual movie back in the day as we all have. After sending her the link the video was removed from Youtube for being too sexual. She never saw the video, but after telling her this message she had heard enough and blocked me. Guess some people are just prudes.

3. The "You're a Jerk!" girl:

After putting up with my nonsense for months on end, this girl finally had the self respect to block me once I gave her the idea to stand up for herself and block me. My lesson was a simple but powerful one, and something she could not have learned without my guiding her to a better, dignified life :)

4. The "Sexy Pictures" girl:

After seeing too many sexual pictures of this girl I gave this girl the advice to stop posting such scandalous pictures on herself facebook, lest she set womankind back 50 years to times of objectification. She blindly ignored my advice and decided to continue posting the pictures of herself, so I blocked her and several other girls who posted those kind of pictures. If I want to see sexy women I'll open a magazine, or watch a movie, or look at  a billboard, or watch TV, or go on a pornographic website, there is a time and a place for sexyness, and Facebook is a peaceful place that should be free of sexual nature, so I took a stand.

5. The "Morbid Facebook Post" girl:

This girl posted some depressing post about someone who died and I made a joke about it to help lighten the mood. She wrote this back to me. I stand by whatever it was I wrote for the reason that Facebook is not a serious place to post major issues, it is a social site where nothing anyone says really matters. 

6. The "Hides Behind her Boyfriend" girl:

I had a sexual experience with this girl once and was starting things up again when out of nowhere she got "really uncomfortable" probably because her boyfriend was standing over her shoulder reading everything she says. Her weakness as a person was quickly outed as she just "couldn't" deal with it and had to call upon her boyfriend to deal with it. Come at me bro! Obviously the guy didn't do anything and cowered into a shell.

7. The "Tim Horton's Hater" girl:

This girl I had spoken to several years ago online, sexually. I decided to say hello to see how she was. She instantly was weirded out and didn't want to hear about all the fun things I had been up to. Jealousy? She told her she was tired from working 9 hours where this snippet of the conversation begins. Anyways, I was just at Tim Hortons at the time and wanted to extend to her how delightful a pretzel bagel I was enjoying and about Tim Horton's every day great deals in hopes of landing a sponsorship from them if I kept promoting their products to close friends. She was a tough sell. Then something amazing happened! I won roll up the rip for a free coffee, I extended my excitement to her and she rudely responded that she didn't care. The rest is self explanatory. 

I hope you have enjoyed this episode and that it may serve as a lesson to you, because I certainly have not learned anything from any of these blocks. Keep on trucking guys, and watch out for the 50th Episode Spectacular coming up in just 2 weeks on the BigBrotherVladamir Show!

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We've lost Contact! : The BigBrotherVladamir Saturday Blog

Nowadays you can get any look you want with makeup, surgery, and photoshop. One of the many ways people now alter their looks is wearing coloured contact lenses. These lenses change the shape and colour of their pupils to make them look however they want. I take issue with this. Here's why:

First of all;  the eyes are the windows to the soul. Therefore, making your real eyes with false ones is like barricading the soul with sheets of particle board.

Secondly; its creepy. Most coloured contacts do not resemble possible human eyes and dehumanizes the person, making them out to be some sort of cat or anime character.

Lastly,its misleading. While many people are no strangers to tricking people into thinking they're good looking using makeup, when you meet someone and become attracted to them based on their eyes only to find out those weren't their real eyes, it is even more disparaging. That's like that episode of Futurama where the 400 lb chick takes a pill to appear curvy and attractive temporarily. The point is, at some point you will take off your fake eyes and will be seen for who you really are and if you fake what you really look like, whether with makeup, contacts or online with photoshop, eventually people will find out and be disappointed, and that's not what you want. This isn't Shrek, where you have to pretend to be good looking for long enough to trick someone into falling in love with you so you can marry them and then have them forever. Now i'm convinced everyone who wears colour contacts is an evil witch with that exact scheme.

Its pretty obvious things are going to continue to go downhill with the way people fake looking good, but there is something we can do, and that something is of course virtual reality. If everyone is so fake to mimic perfection, then people will flock to actual perfection, perfection of the mind. Customized avatars that are perfect looking to each person's taste will substitute the desperately imperfect humans here on earth. Once our consciousness is melded with the virtual world, there will be no difference between reality and virtual reality, all The Matrix.

and that's why colour contacts are bad.

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5 Great Impressions of Celebrities: The BBV Saturday Blog!

5 Great Celebrity Impressions from BigBrotherVladamir.

I know how you all love my celebrity impressions and love the irony of a celebrity impersonating another celebrity. So I present to you the top 5 impressions of celebrities:

 This first one is of course Jack Nicholson and if you think this doesn't look like him, you'll hate the other 4.

Here we have Joaquin Pheonix.

You guessed it, thats Miachael Cera.

Another famous Michael, Michael Shannon.

and lastly, this I don't know who it is, but I'm sure I've seen this face somewhere before.

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Superbowl Sunday: The BigBrotherVladamir Blog

Everyone knows today is the Superbowl, but many don't know the significance of the event. In this very special BBVB, we will discuss sed significance.

The Superbowl is a time of joy and merriment for Billions around the world as they sit down and devour over 11 Million pizzas today alone, and that's just from Dominos Pizza, one of the worst pizza places, so you can assume there are at least 20 Billion pizzas eaten total on Superbowl Sunday, very few of which are eaten by impoverished countries who continue to starve to death throughout the year. Its a real issue, open your eyes.

Pizza has always been the driving force behind the big game and is the main driving force motivating each team to win. Throughout the years, Superbowl coaches have promised their teams if they won the big game, they would go out for pizza and to this day, the Superbowl remains the most competitive game of any sport. Football players, you see must maintain a very strict eating regimen as per their contracts, but one exception exists in the event that they win the Superbowl they are each allowed 4 slices or 6 square slices of pizza after the game. You can feel the joy of the winning team feeling the glory of being able to devour those empty carbs and fatty cheese once the final seconds count down and empathise with the despair of the losing team who must eat their mung beans and long grain wild rice.

Not much is known about the winning players selection of pizza, but we can assume Peyton Manning will chose Papa John's and Russell Wilson will chose Mama's Pizza, just to be different than Peyton. While we all enjoy a good slice of pizza, for some it is worth sustaining lifelong injuries, only to be yelled at by Billions of fans to "shake it off pussy".

Happy Superbowl and may the hungriest team win ;)

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Send in the clones: The BigBrotherVladamir Saturday Blog

Ever since that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie about the clones, it has been a hot issue; cloning. While some agree that cloning is the devil, other beleive it can provide an effective source of replacement organs for athletes and billionaires who can afford it.

Like it or not, cloning is quickly becoming a quick fix; when you want a perfect athlete, you just clone your best player, when you need an organ transplant you clone yourself and harvest the clones organs, when you don't feel like going in to work you send your clone. It has become a huge disruption to the workforce and in the personal lives of many. The confusion between identical twins and illegal clones has also produced an avalanche of lawsuits that are tying up the already overcrowded court system.

The solution? Believe it or not, more cloning. If one judge can handle 15 cases a day, then 150 clone judges can handle some number equal to the solution to 15x150 cases a day. It is an ironic victory, but a victory nonetheless for anti-cloning. In a world where decisions are made by the few for the many, why not even the playing field make making the few into many and suffering along with the rest of us? and if that doesn't make sense to you, then you just don't understand the complexities of cloning.


To learn more about the science of cloning, please watch this video:

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